I am a man and I eat meat! I love violence and I hate the weak! I am superior and I make more money than women! Feel my wrath! If you don't like American Football then you can get out of my face! I don't run, I do CrossFit and I love shooting guns at things!
Listen guys, it's okay, you can cry if you need to. You're more than welcome to bake for your loved ones and you're most certainly aloud to have your man bun. Who said men don't cry? Have you seen the movie UP? I cried like a baby and I had ice cream with me. Don't hate me because you ain't me!
All i'm saying is that our ideal American man in media is so far from the norm and you shouldn't sole base your personal image off of the next Rambo. Do you even lift, bro? Of course I do! I lifted this cupcake directly into my mouth and I don't regret a single bite! Deal with it! I've seen The Notebook and I support gender equality. It's 2015 and both women and men are being objectified! Why? Are you really in support of this? I surely hope you're smarter than that. C'mon ladies and gents! Deal with the real!
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